Marissa Falco reflects on her former zine stardom: the ways this newfound attention impacted her as a creative teenager, with the pressures of maintaining a regular output of new work affecting her views on art-making years later, and the reasons she had turned to zine-making as an outlet in the first place. She misses her "old brain," the young version of herself who created endlessly and prolifically, and considers the valid reasons for her shift in thinking and self-set expectations. Hazards of Young Celebrity is a greyscale mini-zine illustrated and hand-written by Falco. -- Claudia