"Hayden nails it again with this darkly delightful collection filled with unforgettable characters and their askew outlooks!"--G.L. Giles "Mr. Hayden, the devil told me if you continue to write this well you'll need to bargain the souls of your offspring as well."--Alexander Beresford, Author of Charla "A fantastic mixed bag of highly imaginative tales. Spectacular and strange, wondrous and wild. It felt like Hayden was The Hatter and I was a wide-eyed enjoyably dazzled guest sitting at his tea-party table. --HORNS, Author of Chophouse and Stationhouse No. 1