There once was a cat, just like you I see, A Wizard they most of all wanted to be. But the Wizard's school was so far away, A distant travel to a great stone chalet. But hark, what is this, arrived in the mail? A Book and a Wand from some fairytail! An orb, a hat, and a flowing red robe! No need at all to travel the globe! Learn Spells at home via Distance Education! A Wizard soon will be your vocation!